Speak of the devilfucking dickens.

Cooking has never really been your domain.

Ok you know what, forget it.

This was not one of your best ideas. As it is, the cuffs of your baggy shorts get kind of bunched up underneath the thighstraps, which is uncomfortable and makes you look like a tool.

Htotest hot reod you enver did see.

rordengrish:

say that to my face motherfucker not online see what happens

Oh lordy hellooooooooo handsmoe.

LALOOOOOOOOOOOOOBNDE!!!!!

dondondadadon:

Welp.

I, for one, find Tumblr one of the more reliable sources of information and one of the most up to date. We knew about the content of Obama’s impromptu surprise announcement before he announced it himself, just to name an example. The same difference applies to Youtube, so when I see things…

swaetshrit:

You guys, you know I’m not usually the type to reblog those “OMG UR A BAD PERSON IF U SCROLL PAST THIS” things, let alone POST them, so this is serious fucking business, okay?

You’ll notice there’s a big black censor bar on my blog today.

That bill is going down tomorrow.…